New bin Laden video may claim responsibility for Kermit the Frog death

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Osama bin Laden: claim of responsibility for Kermit the Frog death?

Osama bin Laden: claim of responsibility for Kermit the Frog death?

WASHINGTON D.C. — A new video which appeared Tuesday on the social networking site, Facebook, depicts Osama bin Laden speaking cryptically about Kermit the Frog, experts say.

“We have no doubts that this video is genuine,” said a White House press release. According to the release, the video, which was removed by Facebook within hours of its being posted,  depicts Osama bin Laden saying, “The great Satan will soon pass from the annals of history. The singing frog was an afront to Allah, and it has already passed. This has been the work of Al Qaeda.”

Facebook also responded by suspending several accounts registered to “Al Qaeda.” Alan Qaeda of Detroit was one of those whose accounts were suspended without notice. Although declining to be interviewed by telephone, Qaeda sent a text message back to Fascinating Tales with the comment, “WTF??” Qaeda’s wife Alice, also had her account suspended, but seemed to take the situation more in stride, responding, “ROTFL!!!”

“Clearly, [Al Qaeda] have taken responsibility for the [Kermit the Frog] tragedy. But this hasn’t been enough to let Miss Piggy off the hook,” stated Miss Piggy’s press agent, Big Bird. “We haven’t heard anything from the White House as to whether she’s being charged or not.” The White House has declined further comment on the recent arrest of Miss Piggy.

Kermit the Frog was found dead Saturday morning in an alley behind Sesame Street. Miss Piggy was arrested the next day in connection with the death, and is being held at an undisclosed location. Officials have said that a sexually transmitted variant of the Swine Flu may have contributed to the death.

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