Miss Piggy arrested in connection with Kermit the Frog death

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Miss Piggy was arrested Sunday evening in connection with the death of Kermit the Frog. She is being held at an undisclosed location.

Miss Piggy was arrested Sunday evening in connection with the death of Kermit the Frog. She is being held at an undisclosed location.

MORIARTY, NEW MEXICO — Miss Piggy was arrested Sunday evening by state troopers in Moriarty, New Mexico. A press release issued by the Federal Bureau of Investigation stated that “Miss Piggy is being held at an undisclosed location for questioning regarding the death of Kermit the Frog. No charges have been laid.”

At a press conference Sunday evening, White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel denied allegations by animal rights groups that Miss Piggy was being held in Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp. Regarding evidence released Saturday that Kermit the Frog had been afflicted with a sexually transmitted form of Swine Flu, Emanuel stated, “The type of influenza that Mr. the Frog is believed to have had is not contagious. There is no danger to the community from this infection. We have no information at this time as to whether Miss Piggy is a carrier of this virus and have no further comment on this issue.”

Kermit the Frog was found dead Saturday morning in an alley outside Miss Piggy’s penthouse on Sesame Street. Law enforcement officials have identified a rare sexually transmitted, non-contagious form of the Swine Flu virus as having contributed to his death.

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3 thoughts on “Miss Piggy arrested in connection with Kermit the Frog death

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  2. I have known Miss Piggy for many years. She has always been a slippery character. She has a vile temper and will flash her tender loins at any male in sight. I say lock the painted piggy up.

    • yeah you might be right there.. she does have sort of an unlikable temper at times..
      and snaps at everything almost but that still does not mean she did it..
      i dont care how tender her loins are// its possible she coulda been framed

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